Movie Plot: Japan is attacked by an alien, and is saved by an insignificant hero. Watch for the bizarre scene featuring Adolph Hitler.

On the SOL: Servo, Crow, and the Nanites lose a battle against the mites that live on Mike's eyelashes / the 'bots Kabuke play degenerates / the crew is almost driven to insanity by the movie, but they are cheered up when the evil Krankor visits to try to conquer them.

In Ancient Rome: Bobo, who thinks he is a Roman warrior named the Mad Goth, is a celebrity / Pearl and Brain Guy try to tell Bobo who he really is / Pearl bashes Bobo over the head, which gets his memory back, but also gets the them, and Brain Guy, arrested.

Stinger: Little boy faw down

b: 11-Oct-1997

gs: Kevin Murphy (Callipygeas), Bridget Jones (Flavia), Kevin Murphy (Ned the Nanite), Dan Breyer (Roman Bay Player), Beth McKeever (Roman Bay Player), Paul Chaplin (Roman Bay Player), Patrick Brantseg (Roman Bay Player), Bill Corbett (Krankor)
d: Michael J. Nelson

NOTE: We learn that Pearl turns off the oxygen on the bridge during the movie to keep Mike in the theater. Because Mike and the bots found this movie so bad, they kept stepping out of it. There are parts that are riffed by just the bots, just Crow, and just Servo.