Movie Plot: A group of exotic dancers are stranded on an island where a radioactive spider threatens to kill them.

Intro: Crow writes a newspaper column.
Segment One: Pearl has moved the castle to suburbia to save money on Bobo's monkey license.
Segment Two: Mike gets stuck in a giant spider web.
Segment Three: Mike auditions Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy for a dance show, like the guy in the movie.
Segment Four: Mike and the 'bots keep crashing the SOL, testing the theory that in a crash women instantly become helpless, murmuring idiots.
Segment Five: Mike pretends to be a man-spider. Meanwhile, Pearl has decided to move the castle back because in the suburbs, you cant throw your garbage out the window. On the way back, they stop at a "Pump & Munch" to diesel up the flatbed. Bobo is delighted at the balloon dispenser in the bathroom. Brain Guy keeps the "balloons" for his "lady" friends.

Stinger: The girls scream from the void.

b: 25-Jul-1999

d: Michael J. Nelson